Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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