what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

someone called someone else a frog

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why did the blue berry cross the road

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Adam Chebali is awesome

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A pope meets another one

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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