- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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