-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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