What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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