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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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