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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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