- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Im taking a shit right now.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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