- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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