- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

binladin walks into the american seals

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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