- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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