- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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