- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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