Dislike if you are a prostitute

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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