- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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