- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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