What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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