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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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