- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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