- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Your adopted

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Jebron Lames.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Waffles ate my grandma

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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