- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

This is not a joke.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Potassium? K.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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