What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Penis

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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