- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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