How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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