- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Granny porn!

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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