- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

black people

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

there was once a jew

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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