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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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