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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Tony Romo

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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