How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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