Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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good looking women

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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