- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A blind man walks into a library.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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