What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

hey guys im gay

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A women left the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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