A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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