Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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