- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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