- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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