- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Your're racist.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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