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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Your girlfriend.

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