- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

All of these jokes are about white people

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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