- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Potassium? K.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

i hate non minorities!

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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