Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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