A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Small Penis.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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