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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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