Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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what's black and can't swim?

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Sam Hengal.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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