- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

You bumder!

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Gretta has five legs? -no

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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