"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Please don't shoot me

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Barack Obama.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Gay rights.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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