why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Poop...

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What did the teacher do? He taught.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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