A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Stephen Hawking

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Black People

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