How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Worms don't like apples.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Anti Joke

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