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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Knock Knock No solicitors

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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