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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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