- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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