- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A praying mantis is very graceful

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