- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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