- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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