What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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