- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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