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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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