- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Steve Jobs is alive.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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