What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Your sex life.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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