- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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