- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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