What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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