- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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