- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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