Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

this website is a bad joke

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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